I Didn’t Ask How Big the Room Is, I Said I Cast Fireball | Funny D&D Wizard T-Shirt

I Didn’t Ask How Big the Room Is, I Said I Cast Fireball | Funny D&D Wizard T-Shirt

Some spells require strategy.
Fireball requires confidence.

This “I Didn’t Ask How Big the Room Is, I Said I Cast Fireball” t-shirt is a battle cry for every wizard, sorcerer, and spellcaster who believes collateral damage is just part of the fun. Featuring a bold fiery design and a no-nonsense wizard silhouette, this shirt perfectly captures the chaotic energy of high-level spellcasting.

Designed for Dungeons & Dragons players and Dungeon Masters, this tee is a must-have for game nights, conventions, or anytime you want to proudly declare that measuring the blast radius is someone else’s problem.

Whether you’re the party’s arcane powerhouse or the DM who’s seen one too many rooms explode, this shirt speaks fluent tabletop chaos.

🔥 Perfect For

• Wizards, sorcerers, and evocation specialists

• D&D players who solve problems with spell slots

• Dungeon Masters who fear the words “I cast Fireball”

🎲 Details

• Soft, comfortable unisex fit

• Durable, high-quality print

• Designed for long sessions at the table (or in the tavern)

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